Author(s): Steve Smith
A word from the new cricketing God, His Holy Godness Steven Peter Devereux Smith. The first of his name, lord of the cricket bat, most holy near mortal who rules by divine batsmanship, owner of the greatest fidgety technique you'll ever see.
Jesus died and rose up on the third day. Smith was floored at Lords and rose up in the fourth test. The parallels are unmistakable from this cricketing messiah. Read his great word ye mortals and reach a new state of enlightenment that even Buddha could not attain.
"More than anything... the parallels between Jesus Christ and Steven Peter Devereux Smith show us that Steve Smith loves us, and wants us to be happy. And the message he has come to deliver is that to be happy, all we need do is believe in him, and praise his name.
I’ve accepted Steve Smith into my heart. Will you?"
- Ben Pobjie, The Roar